Al Khet

For the sin we committed before you without knowing

For the pain we inflicted without looking back

For the offence we gave by inattention

For the offence we gave half-attentively

And for the sin we committed which we thought was a mitzvah

V’al kulam, Hashem selikhot, selakh lanu, makhal lanu, kapper lanu.

For the sin which we have forgotten

For being too absent and for being too present

For being too silent and for being too loud

For being insistent and for being inert

And for the sin of tweeting sarcastically

For all these sins, Hashem selikhot, forgive us, pardon us, grant us atonement.