When Spammers Infiltrated the Facebook Page of the John Le CarrĂ© Official Group

Ode to a spammer
I pray thee, take thy merchandise,
Thy baubles and thy fripperies;
They are not meet, nor meat for spies,
Their place is where the sun don’t rise.
Be welcome in some other guise
But come not to commercialize.
So, gentle spammer, heed my cries
And cease this bootless enterprise.