For the sin we committed before you without knowing
For the pain we inflicted without looking back
For the offence we gave by inattention
For the offence we gave half-attentively
And for the sin we committed which we thought was a mitzvah
V’al kulam, Hashem selikhot, selakh lanu, makhal lanu, kapper lanu.
For the sin which we have forgotten
For being too absent and for being too present
For being too silent and for being too loud
For being insistent and for being inert
And for the sin of tweeting sarcastically
For all these sins, Hashem selikhot, forgive us, pardon us, grant us atonement.